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Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story lines back.
Sincerely, Disney.
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa, those presents ate from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks.
Dear CoronaVirus
The masks make us all feel like Doctors, so thank you.
Sincerely, Everyone
Dear CoronaVirus
Wow, you didn’t have to steal my spotlight like that.
Sincerely, The Flu
Dear CoronaVirus
You’re like the uninvited guest at the party - time to go.
Sincerely, Everyone
Dear CoronaVirus
Thank you for quarantine. I put on 15 pounds and no one can see me to judge.
Sincerely, Most Everyone
Dear CoronaVirus
Thanks for ruining “sick days,” they used to be fun.
Sincerely, Everyone
Dear CoronaVirus
Thank you for letting me see food delivery people more than my friends, it’s actually been quite nice..
Sincerely, Everyone
Dear CoronaVirus
You’re a real showoff. Nobody even remembers me now
Sincerely, Swine Flu
Dear Wife
I spend almost all my time watching YouTube in the bathroom
Sincerely, Your Husband
Dear Wife
When you ask me to go grocery shopping, I always stop for fast food first.
Sincerely, Your Husband
Dear Wife
I don’t know what a “pumice stone” is, so please stop asking me to buy one.
Sincerely, Your Husband

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