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Dear Diet Coke,
I feel like you’re overreacting,
Sincerely, Mentos
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch.
Sincerely, the Titanic.
Dear people of the world,
I don’t mean to sound slutty but please use me whenever you want.
Sincerely, Grammar.
Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, lets Yahoo! It…”.
Sincerely, Google It.
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, Screw the value of X.
Dear God,
If you can’t make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, Not picky.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus, Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada.
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you can.
Sincerely, Spiders.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?
Sincerely, 1985.
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack.
Dear Dumbledore,
I just got off the phone with Merlin and he is totally down to get the band back together!
Sincerely, Gandalf.
Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple… what would you have done for a Klondike Bar.
Sincerely, Humanity.

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